LA FIESTA, BABY!

Yesterday I woke up and I thought, "Is today Saturday? It is!" My mom was still sleeping. I accidently let the cats into my mom's bedroom and they were hungy so they meowed and my mom woke up. And boy, she was not happy. She told me to get the cats out so I did and then I hung out until she awoke. Then we talked and played together until it was time to go out to Sid's, a bagel shop in my neighborhood. I walked in and said, "Bring me a pint." Which is an Irish saying for, "Bring me a pint of beer now -- or else." I ate my favorite bagel: Stewed monkey brains with pickled bird feet on a fried snakeskin bagel. Just kidding. I had lox and cream cheese and tomato and lettuce on an onion bagel. We were reading the newspaper and we were talking about the Wizards and how they creamed the butts off the Bulls to win the series. Then my dad picked us up and we went to the soccer game. We were facing the Dinos. My coach wasn't here, so the team manager coached. It was a good game. It was 0-0 at halftime. The second half, Brian scored -- he's on my team -- and then they scored. At the end of the game, it was tied 1-1. No one won.

After that, we went to my school fiesta!! We bought a strip of tickets and my mom sent me off on my own. At first, I just looked around at the prizes and ran around looking at the games. Then I found this game where you threw a ball and made it into a fall. You get 15 tries and I made it so I got a prize. A spider. I can pull some serious pranks with that. Then I went in the sack race. I won but they were all out of prizes! Then I met my friend Isaiah, and we both went out for hitting a baseball which somebody threw at us. I hit mine hard. It kept hitting the wall and bouncing back. Then, I saw an old buddy of mine. Then, I went on the Moonbounce with two of my friends. In case you are some dope and do not know about a moonbounce, a Moonbounce is a thing where you can go inside and it can be shaped like a castle or whatever, and inside there's like a trampoline!! It was so cool. I did flips and twists and you could jump 12,000 feet on it. Just kidding. But really high. Then, I went to get some cotton candy. It was so cool. The place was a mess there. There were flecks of cotton candy in the air, so you could jump up and catch them. I got a big piece. I called it Cotton Fishing. After I finished my cotton candy, me and a friend went on a cakewalk. There were like 12 people. I was one of the third, but I lost, dang it! I so wanted that cake. Then, My Best Friend came. We did the baseball thing, and I hit mine so hard it hit the pitcher right in the face. The other times, it went over the fence. Then My Best Friend and I went on the Moonbounce again, with two of my other buddies. It was such a long line, we had to use our own instincts to entertain ourselves. We balanced and played chestboxing. And we did a flip competition. I won!

Then, I found out that My Best Friend and I were going out to dinner and seeing a movie. Then, I went home and My Best Friend picked me up. We went out for dinner at a place call Papparazzi. Oh yeah. It was so good. Then, we went to see a movie called Kingdom of Heaven. It was not my decision to see it. It was My Best Friend's. It was about the Middles Ages. But I did not understand one single word of it. Well, I did understand the word "horse." But that's it.

The next day, I woke up and gave my mom my card for Mother's Day. She liked it. Then, we hung out and went to my mom's sports club. We played basketball and went swimming and had a groovy time. We went to the cafe at the sports club and watched the Wizards game. They were playing Miami Heat. They got creamed, man, big time! Then I went home and hung out and gave my mom a present, a cool million bucks. Just kidding. A bottle of wine called Pinot Grigio. Which is my mom's and my favorite. Then, I read and starting writing my blog. If you want to read it, well you can't read it. So get out! Yeah, yeah, I know, this website needs some cleaning up.