COMEDIANS: STINKY!

I got in the talent show! Can you actually believe it? Me, getting in the talent show? That is unbelievable!
Here's a joke I'm not doing in the talent show. But it's a real good one.
This comedian was really bad at being funny. So one guy sitting in the audience during the act says, "What's smelly rotten and puts people to sleep?" The comedian answers, "Noxious gas?" The guy in the audience shouts, "No. Your act!"
My mother laughs like a lunatic when I tell this joke.
So, that's it people. Good night. And if you don't get out right this second, I'm going to call security. And throw you in a dungeon. We're going to take away your Internet access cell phone. And no pizza!